chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

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yousaytroublefollowsyou:

my mom thinks my boss gave me last week off and my boss thinks i was doing stuff for school but i was really just watching lost

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rabioheab:

i don’t mackle enough i need to mackle more 

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

vintagebiatchh: who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

assgod: imagine the smell in this car omg

assgod:

imagine the smell in this car omg

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

rneerkat:

thoughtsofmeerkat:

girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life

please dont ever use this pickup line

lordbagel:

i cant write the word analysis without laughing because its like anal lysis and lysis is the destruction of cells so its like the destruction of an anus and i cant deal with that 

pyric:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they say “damn, who’s your friend?”