shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
this one time josh pecks soul and my soul reunited
that girl you just called fat? well that isn’t her name
i don’t ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) understand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) accent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it is day 7 of being stranded in the desert. “hey is it hot in here or is it just me” i say to myself. i may be losing my mind, but i am gaining self confidence
how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges
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